dude, my parents kicked me out again. man, you stay here anytime you want. thanks man. anything you want. you're the best! you're like my brother to me. more than a brother... we're best friends. hey, what can i give for you?
i'll have the bread platter please. okey, and for you? i was gonna get a ceaser saladbut i'll get a bread platter too. don't you have a gluten allergy? not if you don't, best friend. oh, that's adorable. (gesture speaking) hey, how was your weekend? (gesture speaking) so good, i finally dumped jhon -you humped jhon?-no, dumped jhon
oh, good, you go girl up. (tries the same but he can't) whaat??!! my mom's my best friend. i am so happy to our meeting. you guys will get along so great. i'll be right back. so, caitlyn, what are you...? if you hurt my friend, i will find you...
i will kill you... i will chop you to little pieces... and feed you to your family... got it? (scared as hell) yeah... yeah, ye-ye-ye-yeah. what are you guys talking about? gathering his tickles. oh, that's so sweet. uumh, we're just friends. hey, how you...? oh...
what happened to you? i got elbow playing volleyball. all right. oh my god, katherin,what are you doing? â¡â¡best-friends-look-the-same!! i'm so excitedto show you off to all my friends. yeah, me too, babe. -hey, girl.-hey! matt, meet my best friend, kelly. -nice to meet you.-nice to meet you too.
oh my god, amanda! (screams) matt, this is my best friend, amanda. hi... but i thought... -what up, biiiitch?!-biiiiitch!! matt, this is my best friend, amy. hi... okey, hold on, how do you havethis many best friends?! okey, you're literally ruiningthe meaning of the word "best." -okey, so who's your best friend?-jordan gutierrez, duh.
what?! jordan's your best friend?then what am i, man? you're like... my best friend too... i get it. yo, secret hadshake. you deserve... so much better than him. (sobbing) you're so sweet. i wish i could meet a guy like you. you know... i'm a guy...
like me... maybe we could... (throwing up) oh my god, i'm so sorry. it's just... the idea of dating with youis like... so disgusting to be. it's ok... i still got a boner. you're my best friend.why would you tell her my secret? hey, dude, i got... umh...something important to ask you... would you be my best man?
i love you. come here, my best friend!you're my best friend! i think i love you. (inaudible) is this on? oh, yeah, what's up, y'all?it's me again. i just moved in to my dormand i'm finally gonna meet my new roomie and new best friend, kyle. we've been talkinga while for months now we like all the same things,like pleated slacks, drinking in shore...
'sup, gowdy? how does it hang? -k-kyle?-yeah! how old are you? age is just a number, fresh prince.now slap me four! i lost a finger in war. yeah. you're my best in-school friend. i'm so glad you could come over.this will be really fun. definetily. i'm kinda surprisedkathy isn't here though. yeah... i did tell her we can't be friends.
she was just... way too clingy. -let's go bake some cookies.-sounds awesome. hey, guys, thank youfor watching and subscribing. if you wanna watch "every dating app ever",click the box on the left. and to watch "every bathroom ever",click the box oon the right. thank you.
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